Improv stuff

I was walking down the street, i saw a little girl. she looked at me and i looked at her then... ...BAM her ice cream cone right in my face. it looked like a vanilla but inside there was an acidic feeling material, or it was green apple. So anyways i needed to find a bathroom, so i ran into a giant building and then... ...BAM i was hit by some ice cream, this time, CHOCOLATE. So now i REALLY needed to find a bathroom to wash this all off. i got inside the building the lady at the counter said, "What do you need" and i said "I don't know, THE BATHROOM, CANT YOU SEE THE ICE CREAM ALL OVER MY FACE you *****" nah just kidding i just wanted to add stars i didnt really say that, but then i ran into the bathroom and the guy at the sink said "Hey whats on your face," and i said, "ICE CREAM" and he said giggling "there is no need to scream, haha, just kidding" so i washed off my face then the man at the sink said, "would you like some more?" and then... ...BAM, Hot fudge was running down my face and i needed to get out of there. i ran out then i saw my wife, she looked at me and said "have you been playing in the mud" and then... ...BAM, EVEN MY OWN WIFE!!! i got to an ice cream stall and the man said "HAPPY FREE ICE CREAM DAY" and then... ...BAM!