Disneyland

When I was small the only time of the year I looked forward to was the anual trip to Disneyland. Disneyland has it's ups and it's downs like how all the reastraunts there are absolutely 100% the best... but they're expensive. A good experience i've had at Disney land you may ask is when me and my parents would go to frontier land to watch the fireworks since everyone goes to Main St. (just inside the gates of disneyland.)

Improv stuff

I was walking down the street, i saw a little girl. she looked at me and i looked at her then... ...BAM her ice cream cone right in my face. it looked like a vanilla but inside there was an acidic feeling material, or it was green apple. So anyways i needed to find a bathroom, so i ran into a giant building and then... ...BAM i was hit by some ice cream, this time, CHOCOLATE. So now i REALLY needed to find a bathroom to wash this all off. i got inside the building the lady at the counter said, "What do you need" and i said "I don't know, THE BATHROOM, CANT YOU SEE THE ICE CREAM ALL OVER MY FACE you *****" nah just kidding i just wanted to add stars i didnt really say that, but then i ran into the bathroom and the guy at the sink said "Hey whats on your face," and i said, "ICE CREAM" and he said giggling "there is no need to scream, haha, just kidding" so i washed off my face then the man at the sink said, "would you like some more?" and then... ...BAM, Hot fudge was running down my face and i needed to get out of there. i ran out then i saw my wife, she looked at me and said "have you been playing in the mud" and then... ...BAM, EVEN MY OWN WIFE!!! i got to an ice cream stall and the man said "HAPPY FREE ICE CREAM DAY" and then... ...BAM!

To pick up a chick

Here are some ways to pick up chicks do this in order

1)Pick a girl (emphasis on A cheaters are not cool)

2)Use a very lame pick up line (example: is there an airport nearby or did my heart just take off) The lamer the better

3)Write her one of those mushy love poem things

4)walk with her in the hallway but be subtle about it

and that is how you pick up a girl

some of matts stories

This is my contribution to the guys who write blog
The Army of One
By Matt Ostler
Stories about kids with big imaginations

War for the Slide
Bullets and missiles where ricocheting of the slide. I dived to hide behind another hiding spot but was greeted by some more projectiles. I was out numbered and I was low on ammo. I had to call in reinforcements but I knew that they wouldn’t be able to make it in time.
I peered out behind the slide. I saw a humungous army of tanks, jets, solders, and robots lots and lots of robots. “Oh great” I thought now this is truly the end. I pulled the pin of several grenades and chucked them at the hundreds of robots. The concussion of the grenade only took out a couple of robots. “This is the end” I thought. Then I heard the bells of hope. “Well I guess this war will continue next recess.


Class Room Wars
The class room was at peace till “they” started it. They began the war by bombing us. The missiles smashed against our heads with extreme force. We turned to see where the projectiles had come from but instead we where met with a bunch more missiles slammed against our faces. I ducked under the table to use it as shelter against the rockets. I began to produce weapons for this perilous battle. I began to disperse the weapons to my team mates and we then fought back. Missiles where flying left and right solders getting wounded every single second. The war was doing well until the teacher came in. “What is going on” my teacher said. Now we are waiting outside of the principal’s office to receive our punishment for our war in the class room.